Here Comes The Taliban!

One day, I went to a bar on 14th street, near Union Square NY. I didn't have lots of cash, so I got a juice. After that, I was walking around in the bar. One black woman brushed up against me and started to dance. I don't know how to dance, but I acted like dancing---moved my limbs a little bit. At certain point, she asked me to get her a drink. I was taken aback, didn't realize she brushed up against me to get her to buy a drink. I couldn't tell her, I don't have cash. So, I kinda walked away, and tried to talk to other people. Few minutes later, I needed some fresh air, and I walked out. After taking the walk, I headed back to the bar. At the entrance, the black girl was standing with a friend. I tried to avoid eye contact. She yelled, "Here comes the Taliban!" I found it humorous even though she didn't mean it to be.

Can't Date Women, Being Harassed

I am being gangstalked and the Freemasons and their "appended bodies", oraganizations associated with them, their plants hidden as everyday ordinary citizens around the world are harassing me whenever I make an advance to a woman IRL and online.they harass me when I post something to a woman's post on social media. They are doing it so that I am forced to marry one of their members so that they can use her as my handler and control my life.

Once a girl just said "hi" to me and exchanged pleasantries, one of their people said to me, if I ever went near that girl again I would be beaten up.

The Incident That Made Me Wary Of Pregnant Women

One day one very pretty girl came on to me... I liked her look...the way she talked to me....couple of days later she slides in to the conversation that she's pregnant with her husband and wanting divorce from him and she's awaiting for him to pay for filing of the divorced...I felt manipulated, betrayed...I was hurt...because I felt like she only wanted me because she needed financial assistant with the baby...so I stopped talking to her...and then she harassed me for not talking to her...I share this to show that there are women who would do this to get you to take care of the baby.

Funny Gift

One day, one of my friends got married without any prior notice. They needed witness, so we were there. They hired small catering hall, it was all impromptu. So, we didn't have enough time to buy a proper gift for him. So, I and my friend gave him two condoms, one from each, which we were carrying in our pockets. I told him, "The population is at seven billion. This is the only way I could control the earth's population". The other guy said, he just wanted him to be prepared. It was funny. 

Trust Me Guys, This Line Works

I once said to a girl I am going to tell another girl that I have never seen her with her hair open. The one I said it to got jealous, and the one I used it on got enamored with me. 

Almost Got In Trouble!

I saw this bombshell at a place in Manhattan. I approached her, asked her, "What's your name? She replied with "I am girlfriend of him" pointing to  a burly man. The muscular man was not looking at us. So I went up to him and asked, "What protein do you take to build such good muscles?", to divert the attention of the girl so that the girl won't say anything to him.  I knew he used some hormone or steroid to look like that. To save his face he said, "Chicken". So, the girl thought we were discussing something important.  I got in no trouble!Nothing bad happened. 

My Newly Wed Friend

So, my friend got married couple of month ago in my country. He came back to the states a while ago. After I saw him, after coming back to the states, the first thing I asked him was,"Are you still a virgin?" He took it well. We did a mock fighting about it.He looks happier now even though he said in the beginning he's in the "prison" now. This is a dating story because his player days are over. 

Why People Suspect It's Always Sex

 I made friend with a woman of whom people think as "crazy" because no one else would be friend with her. I felt bad for her because she was somewhat ostracized. Because I was nice with her she used to like me as a friend in the beginning. My date, mom everyone told me to be careful with her. It used to annoy me when people used to say "Be careful" of her because what they meant was I wouldn't have control over me if she attempted to have sex with me. This is the part annoyed me the most because I was never sexually attracted to her. She is older than me, so there might be a reason for her to want me.  But I stayed friend with her risking my sexual reputation because she used to be nice to me, because she is very honest, because she is a good person. She over apologizes to people. She is the kind of person of whom people take advantage of. I myself thought of taking advantage of her, not sexually. She does what people ask her. She overworks. She overdoes everything. Her work ethic is very high. She tried to get my attention many times, but I avoided those attempts. Ignored her attempts. But the worst happened, she cockblocked a young girl when the girl came on to me. She told her, "Don't be with him, he's a player". That hurt me. After all, I tolerated her crazy behaviors and kept her as a friend risking my reputation. After ten years, she should've realized that I don't want her sexually, and she has no right to be possessive about me. The girl who came on to me was very young and pretty. The girl stopped talking to me after the lady told her that I am a player. After that. I limited my interactions with the lady. Just did initial greetings. This is a message to the people who thought that I can't control myself, I can pull the plug when I need to. You have no right to judge me. Sometimes people can make another friend for truly altruistic reason which is a foreign concept to you. I have many men friends who are ostracized. You owe me an apology. The people who tried to stop me from being friends with her, insinuated that I had something sexual going on with her, what do you think now? I am sorry to say this, this actually is a projection on your part. 

Don't Tell Too Soon

One day I went to a bar in Manhattan, and I started talking to this beautiful girl. I didn't buy her a drink or anything, but we just kept talking. We asked each other our whereabouts. At some point she asked me, "Why are you at this bar  if you live in another borough, why you didn't go to a bar close to your place?" Without realizing her question, why she asked it, I blurted out "So that the girl won't find out where I live and won't be able stalk me after I have sex with her and after I end it". The girl laughed and said, "Well, you are not doing that to me, I am not that type of girl". She knew that I just wanted an  one-night-stand.

Now, I shared this story because there are two lessons to learn from here. One, never reveal your intention too soon. Second is, I thought I could reveal it to her because I thought she didn't want me. One the other hand, if I thought she wanted me and I could get some with her, I wouldn't end up telling her my intention accidentally. Never think the girl wouldn't want you, or that you are not good enough to get some.
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A Joke That I Made Up

Pretty often when women tell me, "Don't be  a dummy", I respond with, "I am not a dummy, I am a statue!".
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A Common Joke That I have Used

A Common Joke That I have Used

Many times, I go up to girls or message them on the social media by saying, "I didn't believe in god until I saw you! I had to believed in his existence after I saw how beautifully he made you!"
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My Name Is "God"!

My Name Is "God"!

One day, I went to a bar. I observed the place for a while, did a little male bonding with few men. Then I saw a girl that I liked. Then, I gathered the courage to talk to the girl. I approached her. Then I started to talk to her. At some point, she asked me, "What is your name?" I jokingly answered "God". She laughed. So, I avoided saying my name for the whole night. So then, I worked my "mojo" on her, and she invited me to go to her house. Both of us were tipsy, but we drank little white wine which I bought as we were going to her house. At some point, we started to touch each other, and started to kiss each other. Then I took her to bed. After foreplay, I pleasured her so much, she kept saying my name, "Ohhh, god! ohhh, god! ohhh, god! ohhh, god!"

(This joke is not meant to desecrate any religion, I apologize if I've hurt your religious views. Here I could've used any other word instead of god, words that describe creator in other religions. I have used the word god because the word "god" is synonymous of creator in English. This is just  a joke. It didn't actually happen.)
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Another Dating Story

Second Dating Story

One day, I went to the local coffee shop, and I saw a girl sitting at a table. I went ahead and approached her and sat myself on the empty chair. So, we got to talking. After a while, the girl asked me, "Sooooo, what do you do?" I answered her jokingly, "I do sex!"

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Dating Story One

Story Number One 

One day, I went to a bar/lounge. So, I saw this pretty girl dancing on the floor, and I felt like dancing with her. So, I went up to her and started to dance with her. After a while, she told me, "Get me a drink" like she was ordering me. I didn't like her tone. I just swayed away. Danced alone. 

 After a while, I went outside for some fresh air. After getting some air, I headed back for the bar and there was the lady standing in front of the bar with her friends. As soon as she saw me, she yelled out, "Here comes the Taliban!".

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