Funny Gift

One day, one of my friends got married without any prior notice. They needed witness, so we were there. They hired small catering hall, it was all impromptu. So, we didn't have enough time to buy a proper gift for him. So, I and my friend gave him two condoms, one from each, which we were carrying in our pockets. I told him, "The population is at seven billion. This is the only way I could control the earth's population". The other guy said, he just wanted him to be prepared. It was funny.